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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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