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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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