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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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