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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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