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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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