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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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