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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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