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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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