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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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