Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.