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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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