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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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