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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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