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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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