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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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