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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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