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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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