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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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