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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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