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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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