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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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