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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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