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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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