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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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