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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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