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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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