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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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