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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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