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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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