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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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