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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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