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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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