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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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