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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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