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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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