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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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