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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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