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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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