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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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