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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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