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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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