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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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