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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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