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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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