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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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