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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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