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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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