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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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