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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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