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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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