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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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